Meet Audriana, Newest Future Housewife of New Joyzee

Until she get's a head full of big hair like her mama & sisters, this little Jersey Girl is sporting some crocheted adorableness.

Crocheted ribbon? Sweet! I wonder if Mutha Theresa scored these on ETSY???

Now this last one is not crocheted, but it's certifiably cute, so I couldn't resist.

I love the flamboyancy...it's not something I can pull off personally, but I always appreciate it in those who can...

I guess the cats out of the bag now, huh?

Color me red, I'm a Bravo TV junkie.

There I said it.

I watch staged-reality tv.

I watch all the Housewives shows.

Intently.

Possibly with fervor.

And popcorn. 

I don't know why.

I'm not into a lot of TV shows anymore, I'm not normally a trainwreck looky-loo-er, I wouldn't be into Twilight or Edward Cullen even if I was a tween, and yes, I do have more important things to do with my time.

But I can't help it.

It's my guilty pleasure #42.

And now they've gone n' incorporated crochet into it....gah!