Celebrity Apprentice Week What?

Although I’ve been watching this season’s Celebrity Apprentice faithfully, what week we are in totally escapes me. If I had to guess I’d say we are half way through THE WORST SEASON OF FEMALE CELEBS EVER.

This show is going to Cancellation City in a handbasket. It blows that much.

At the start, I had no idea who Aubrey O’Day even was. Now I do. She’s the one with big red hair and a big brain. I love how smart she really is. Yeah yeah, she’s a bit of a self-horn-tooter and I’m not a fan of her alliance with Lisa Lampanelli, but she sure does give it her all.

Speaking of Lisa, I thought I would enjoy her so much more than I do. As it turns out, I think she needs a round of anger management. Such a bully! 

And together? She and Aubrey have GOT TO STOP saying how all the idea’s are theirs – given their track record, that is no gold star accomplishment.

For the most part, I remain a fan of Penn. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy the little David & Goliath moment when Clay Aiken put him in his place for being over the top bossy, but still. He’s got good idea’s. I think he and Aubrey should pair up.

Did you hear Clay sing on last night’s episode? OH MY LANTA – where do I sign up to be a Claymate??

Arsenio & Teresa are playing under the radar – time to see them both come alive & get as feisty as we all know they are capable of.

Who else is on the show? Oh yes....

Dee Snider - He’s pretty decent.

Paul Something – eh, fire him already.

Lou “They Don’t Utilize Me So I Cry A lot But Look At My Big Muscles” Ferrigno– time’s up dude, you gotta follow Paul out the door.

Dayana – she may actually have what it takes to trump (haha, Trump!) Aubrey but she has got to {for the love of sparkly tiara's everywhere!!!} SPEAK UP more...like say, oh, BEFORE the boardroom.

Debbie Gibson – should have been fired for the horrifying lip-syncing of her overly synthesized song. And for giving Aub's this fake hug. Maybe she will be the one to walk out next week? One can only hope…

This week's task was to throw a party for Crystal Light's new line of "mocktails" - Peach Bellini & Pomtini. The ladies threw a beautifully polished & posh looking party compared to the mens rough around the edges/sand on the floor beach party - and yet those chicks still lost. Why? Because Debbie Gibson wrote a song that she lip synced to and Clay Aiken bolted out Under The Boardwalk sans instruments & EVERYONE sang along - even me at home. Ok maybe that's not the sole reason, but it's my reason. {To think I was once a Debbie Gibson fan ~ it was the 80's and there was no accounting for taste.} 

Remember when The Donald used to play back video's of what the teams had done so the losing team could see what the winning team did? Why doesn't he do that anymore? Can someone ask him please & get back to me on that?