Celebrity Apprentice, Week 7

I missed the first hour of Celebrity Apprentice the other night because we were squeezing in a Redbox movie (Paranormal Activity 3) before it had to go back.

At first I was a little bummed that we missed Regis Philbin but then I found out that Debbie Gibson was fired & disappointment turned to relief. I had taken to calling her Debbie GoAwayson anyways. 

Ummm, so...hairdo aside, what the heck is wrong with Donald Trump?


The orange man had E-V-E-R-Y (evvverrreee) reason to fire Lou Ferrigno right in the palm of his hand and instead he fired Dee Snider. I don’t understand. I mean, so we didn’t see Mister Twister or whatever his name is doing anything exactly spectacular but at least nobody had to constantly spoon-feed his ego. Lou, on the other hand, is like The Incredible Baby. I'm still shaking my head. Big mistake, Donald. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now…

Ok, I don’t really have to go shopping. I just like using movie lines from Pretty Woman.

On the upside, Aubrey finally got put in her place, huh?

 High-five Arsenio Hall! Err’body punch the air and say wooot-woooot!

Normally I’m not a big fan of the whole yelling in someone’s face thing, but that Aubrey has no one to blame except herself. Even when she turned to Teresa Giudice for support she tried to weasel in a “haven’t I taught you so much”… that was nuts! And Teresa, oh Teresa. I know she claims to be “the opposite of slow” but I’m not certain she is using the word “opposite” correctly.  

By the way - Aubrey walking off? She comes back. According to Google she "went to church" to escape the people who knocked her off her pedestal negativity. The brat gave herself a time-out, whoopdy-doo.

Clay continues to impress me.

Penn seems to have retreated from the game ever since Clay verbally spanked him but I hope he finds his way back. He uses big words and I love me some big-word talkin’ folks.

Dayana needs to do something MORE.

Lisa needs to enroll in anger management.

And again, I am at a loss as to who else is on the show….