Let's Go Coif Hopping With Kate Gosselin

I know you probably want to unfollow me just for title post ~ because those of you who aren't gagging  about seeing her name in print (yet again!) probably love her. But please don't!

And just so's ya know, I'm breaking one of my own cardinal rules here: "...thou shalt not give a platform to any member of the Gosselin tribe..." - Rule #16, SMJ handbook.

But it can't be helped, honest.

I caught sight of Kate's new-er "do" in one of those shiny gossip magazines while standing in line at the market - and suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to burst into tears for this womans golden locks.

For the love of Vidal Sassoon, will somebody please fire her hairdresser already?

First she wasted $7,000.00 (SEVEN THOUSAND FREAKING DOLLARS!!!) and 20 hours (TWENTY HOURS!!!) getting hair extensions that amounted to this:

Joe Dirt, is that you?

Ahem, oops. That's not nice. Kate would never sport those Wolverine sideburns. I apologize.

This is not an attack on Kate. Just her stylist, who, if you ask me, deserves a smack down Tabitha style.

Because now look what he's gone and done to the mother of eight:

I know, right? It's not bad, persay, but it's more Heather Locklear than Kate Gosselin.

And it looks like she's been crying again.

I was never a fan of her original backwards mullet, the one with razor sharp edges and the big chunk always covering that one eye - but at least SHE was happy with it. Back then she seemed more self-assured, at ease with her appearance, and sassy.

And is this not the all time best Kate hair ever?

Come on, Kate - ditch the extensions, grow it natural. You're one crass cookie, but your beautiful. Save the money for more important things.